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Die Antwoord Parody – Enter The Ginger

January 27, 2012

Die Antwoord Parody – Enter The Ginger My Eminem parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWKSriRBQY FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: http://www.reverbnation.com/niboswald Written, rapped, directed, filmed and edited by Nib Oswald Chorus sung by Emelia May (a genuine survivor of gingervitis) Yo-Landi Vi$$er played by DJ Eve Speciall Metalcore remix by youtube.com/GroundZeroStudio Thanks to Olga for allowing her bugs to claw at my nipples and Clareface for the Weasley. For premium enjoyment, first watch “Enter The Ninja” and “Fok Julle Naaiers” videos at http://dieantwoord.com/tension.html#videoz *************************************************** *************************************************** [INTRO] Check it. I represent those freckled and copper In our race, we got these red-coloured rings Darks, lights, scarlets Gingers, amaranths, roses, burnt hues, cardinals I'm like… all the sunburn stings All those red alleles Topped into one hairstyle [CHORUS] My-y-y… my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye… I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection [VERSE 1] I'm a ginger, son My hair is like a flickering flame, I feel pain being in the sun I hate sunlight, cuts me shining like a knife (I'm a ginger… shunned!) Like Bozo the Clown, I'm never brown – wear a shirt in the bath Gotta stay in the shade, sunrays are harsh No melato-nin, pale as The O-men Co-nan! I aint got a soul, skin is full of mel-ano-ma! Spot fire, crotch pyre of carc-ino-ma! I'm a hot chilli pepper with this blazing red God dammit, at least you don't live with Ronald Weasley's head Slip Slop Slap, rolling on more… S-P-F Hereditary, recessive genes fleck my flesh My doctor might check my freckled specks Hair is scarlet as blush, I ate too much crust Curls starting to rust Got fiery chro-mo-somes Rosiest hormones, I'm saucier than to-ma-toes Such harmfulness from sunburn blisters, don a hat I'm flaming as Van Gogh My Cherry is Ripe I'm Orphan Annie, a raggy doll I don't pass for no strawb'rry blonde I'm fi-i-i-irecrotch for life, yo I'm a ginger [CHORUS] My-y-y my skin is ultra-white I need sun protection from the UV light Aye, aye, aye. I am the Scottish type Anaemic complexion, need sun protection My-y-y my skin is ultra-white I see no reflection, like I'm from Twilight I-I-I find candles far too bright Allergic reaction to light refraction [VERSE 2] Gingerkid jokes? Cruel I'm called Chuckie and ranga, swim in no pool White as chalk, with fiery locks Call the firetruck… I'm not Blue! As I bake, flake, ache Sunburnt til my arms are fried Fanta pants, a pure Caucasian and daywalker Gingers stay indoor We're not like people from that Jersey Shore Need more sunblock or we get hot and charred raw I'll get no child as a sperm clinic donor Hiding from the break of dawn Thriving in the cool of night I can't tan without catching alight I'm sanguine, see We navigate the shade of fences, gates and trees Every purchase I make so 'shadily' I'm Anne of Green Gables Pippi Longstocking, reddish, with Hermione Granger Ginger, my bangs Totally white flesh Failing math… can't do trig with no Tan My Spice Girl suit is slutty Redder than the wig on Roxanne Just need a temp'rate zone, suncream and a fan Guys-mocking-my-chalk-skin? I'm a ginger [CHORUS] [BLACKOUT] Gosh, this is like, The least I've stung or felt burnt in my whole life Stuck in a box of Redheads… hey don't shake it! No more dyeing or mousses This place has got no sun You can't see I'm a freckled sideshow Can't look at me now! Holed up in this box instead No light! I'm housed inside! No more blisters Enter the ginger We so recessive Keep your sun deck I'm safe from cancer I like shade… [CHORUS] From: niboswaldbrattoni Views: 13881 238 ratings Time: 05:00 More in Comedy

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