January 19, 2012 / Music, Stupid, Viral, Viral Videos
The Drunkest Rapper Alive! (Music Video) by Gug Nation “EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE” – by Gug Nation (Music Video) Free Download: https://www.facebook.com/gugnation?sk=app_2405167945 Gug Nation is a comedy team comprised of film-maker Reggie Patron(Regniald-esque films) and Comedian/Rapper David “The Gug”… Contact http://www.facebook.com/gugnation http://www.youtube.com/gugnation http://www.twitter.com/gugnation #DrunkestRapperAlive The Drunkest Rapper Alive! The Gug (Viral Music Video) ————————————————– [Lyrics] —Intro: Good morning Tri-Town/ It's 70 and sunny/ And you heard it here first/ In case you didn't know/ Cuz we all thought he was dead/ The Gug! THE GUG IS BACK!!!/ YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!/ —Chorus: I clock in, no stoppin, until I hit the floor/ whatcha whatcha want Gug?, EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE/ bottle, short, or tall?, EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE/ EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE its EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE/ I clock in, no stoppin, until I hit the floor/ whatcha whatcha want Gug?, EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE/ Vodka, Whiskey, Rum? EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE/ EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE its EENIE MEENIE MINIE MOE/ —1st Verse: Its time to go, tie up your laces/ there's no room for 12's cuz my trunks filled with cases/ I'm headed to the bar on a mission to smash out/ all the booze n beer in the bar until I crash out/ I'm drinkin miller lites callin shots like a sergeant / fillin up cups like a breast enlargement/ and its really really got my mind in a daze/ I feel like Kyle Korver when im poppin trays/ and I dont stop for days I go on three week binges/ Hart Street n 30 boyyy, thats where the Eng is/ your face cringes when I do my duties dandily/ other beer chuggers, man you bitches couldnt handle me/ —2nd Verse: I'm always scummy, always actin like a dummy/ always buzzed cuz There's always beer up in my tummy/ I drink and let my mind fade away like Michael Jordan/ I bet I got a beer up in my hand when I'm recording/ I'm Irish and German, now that's a deadly combo/ I'm king kongin bongs like I was drinkin in a congo/ gorilla warfare? shut up and gimme more beer/ I drink so many bombs you'd think I'm bout to start a war here/ two seconds or less, yea that boy so mystic/ amazed for days, they call me super-cala-fraja-listic/ don't make me go ballistic/ put a hundred on a chug but do you really wanna risk it?/ let it be known my beers never get nursed (Nuh uh)/ I gets the party started like december thirty-first (Uh huh)/ so put away your cookies and gimme a beer for a snack/ I'm like a catcher playin the field cuz I be throwin em back/ —3rd Verse: I do this for…Cavanaughs, Longshots, and White Rhino/ Engine Room, Buddy n Pals, that's where I go/ Sticks n Suds, The Pub, Three Floyds, and Vino Tini/ Northwoods, Woodhallow, hell yeah thats where you'll see me/ every day I get up, I know i'm gettin lit up/ thanks to all my bartenders servin all that shit up/ Kristin, Jo, Michelle, Teresa, Lisa, Jess, n Pam/ servin up that shit that'll hit cha like BAM/ the sky's my limit, I dont stop until I pass out/ hauled so many kegs that i blew my fuckin back out/ damn you blew your back out? yea, i need a backbrace/ suckin on my beer like a nipple when it lacktates/ still banned from Sheffields, awww bummer/ over a bunch of stupid shit I did last summer/ you can ban me from your bar i'll still be sneakin in the back door/ might be an alcoholic but at least I aint a crackwhore/ From: GugNation Views: 13152 205 ratings Time: 04:19 More in Comedy
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