February 19, 2012 / Music, Viral, Viral Videos
Inventors' Day (Explicit) Censored version available here: http://youtu.be/5Z5-seQ_QCM BUY THE MP3 HERE! http://historicalfiggaz.bandcamp.com/track/inventors-day LYRICS: Oh Yeah! Historical Figgaz up in this biatch! Yo lube your motherfucking teef up! We 'bout to fill your mouth with some knowledge! Yo' m-p-3 player (We made it happen) Yo' social networks (We made it happen) Yo' Miley Ringtone (We made it happen) Yo' lack of polio (We made it happen) Yo I'm Thomas Edison Take a taste of this medicine: I busted outta my momma's pussy smarter than you ever been I went to school for only three months, then got to inventin' Now flip the tape to side B, That's it for the history lesson I got over one thousand patents to my name In eight-trey, congress gave me my own day I'm on top, gettin' paid over this rap game Across the world, there be sex toys wit' my face (Hey!) You need a light? You can thank me if you get it Apologize to Tesla? Trick, better forget it! I'm known to get credit I patented the wheel Yo, Leo! Drop some shit for real Oh yeah! It's Leonardo da Vinci! 'Sup, bitch, ya miss me? Number one mind of all time, for five centuries Ain't no one alive who could step to this Even third graders know my hits (Biyatch!) The Mona Lisa, Vitruvian Man, The Last Suppa' I'm one grade-A, straight talented motherfucker Got my shit on lock, and my pockets all swoll' Plus, I just love the cock That's how I roll! Yo' text messaging (We made it happen) Timely travel (We made it happen) Convenient meals (We made it happen) Front crumple zones (We made it happen) It's Dirty Dirty Marie, Curie, ya heard (ya heard) the name right The way I'm glowin', you knowin' I'm lit up all night When I ain't flossin' Nobels and keepin' shit tight, I'm straight up giving you cancer faster than blacklights You'll last for just a half-life I'm something to see My wall is like the sun: about a thousand degrees There ain't no one in history dirty as me, with the possible exception of my homie, Galilei It's Galileo Galilei! No inventor as ill as me! I'm the Father of Science, and it ain't no fuckin' hyperbole! Mother Nature, so hot, got down on her knees Her rainforest was wet, like you wouldn't believe Well, my penis agreed, so I inserted my seed, and the Scientific Method is what we conceived And since then, mad bitches creamin' over my fame I've even got Stephen Hawking screamin' my name Yeah I told you he was dirty Well, if you can think of something besides Galileo sexin' Stephen Hawking, then good job, 'cause I can't Yo' room temperature (We made it happen) No need to shit outside (We made it happen) Yo' sex robot (We made it happen) Complete reliance on technology! (We made it happen) It's Inventors' Day, motherfuckers! We up in here, inventin' shit left and right All day, every day Street Lights! Baby Diapers! Like musicial instruments! Aw, Yeah! Zepplins! Shout out to my boy Alexander Grahmn Bell Shout out to my boy MC George Washington Carver Shout out to my boy Nikola Tesla! Naw fuck that guy, fuck that guy! Yo we invented all types of shit Like, we even invented words, like adverbs Like, I fucked your mom completely! Like, I fucked your mom totally! Like, I fucked your mom like cosmically! Like, I fucked you mom radioactively! Yo, next time you see an inventor up on the street… Suck his dick! Or her dick! Yeah, or her dick too. Equality. We're all about that. We invented that…too. From: ElectricShadowFilms Views: 1685 73 ratings Time: 05:51 More in Comedy
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